There’s Always That One Person at the Christmas Do

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Are you looking forward to your office Christmas party as much as me and Demi?

  1. The authoritative figure who tries to get all the girls white girl wasted
  2. The one that ends up white girl wasted
  3. The one that ends up with the said perv
  4. The one who hooks up with their supervisor
  5. The ones who finally get together
  6. The office couple who fight
  7. The dad dancing manager *cough cough Beaumont*
  8. The ones in the love triangle
  9. The one who gets drunk and offends everybody
  10. The one who spends the night snorting lines in the loos
  11. The one that gets thrown out the club
  12. The one that pulls the bartender
  13. The ones who have sex in the office after hours
  14. The guy who gets drunk and tries it on with every single girl
  15. The girl who gets drunk and tries it on with every single guy
  16. The person(s) who gets rejected
  17. The one who vomits a shot straight back up
  18. The one who turns up in their cheesy Christmas jumper
  19. The one who falls asleep in the toilet *cough cough Kirsty*
  20. The one who ends up in the ambulance
  21. The gay one who tries it on with a straight colleague
  22. The lightweight
  23. The one who doesn’t know when to stop drinking
  24. The one who doesn’t know when to go home
  25. The one who turns up really late
  26. The one who goes home really early
  27. The one who “doesn’t drink”
  28. The one who photocopies their arse
  29. The one who comes dressed as Santa
  30. The one who turns up in shit tons of glitter because it’s Christmas
  31. The one who’s sick on the dance floor
  32. The one who makes it their mission to get the boss drunk
  33. The one who forgets to wear underwear
  34. The one who sings all the Christmas songs
  35. The one who ends up at the casino
  36. The one who spends their entire pay cheque at the casino
  37. The one who ends up at the strip club
  38. The one who spends their entire pay cheque at the strip club
  39. The one who loses their id/bank card/money
  40. The one who loses everything (including their job)
  41. The one who ends up in a fight
  42. The one who ends up being arrested

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